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				Scott Sloan
				 Portland, Oregon USA		 
				
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									In April of last year I was walking home, taking in the night air after a few (or twelve) shandys when two lovely gents , without the common decency to announce themselves, decided that my trousers were evidently too tight - my manner was all wrong - and that eradication of said problem would be solved by a swift fortny one to the protagonists right cheekbone. Upon accepting this kind gesture, I then took a little spill, and landed on my elbow. Because I had surgery on my face, I forgot about my elbow. And now there's a hole in it or something. Well.. not to worry..    
		 
						  
						  
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