Learning To Love You More

ASSIGNMENTS:

Assignment #37
Write down a recent argument.
Sarah Snider
Toronto, Ontario CANADA

REPORTS:


Garbageman (to me as I am coming down steps to the curb): They are too heavy! Me: You didn't take them (the recycling bins) two weeks ago. They just get heavier! Garbageman: You put it in clear plastic bags! Me: Fine. I'll tell my neighbor (who is away and who filled the bins with old law journals two weeks ago). Garbageman (picking up the recycling bins and putting the contents in the truck): They are too heavy Me (trying to walk back up steps to porch): Yes and they get heavier! Garbageman: They are too heavy! Me: My neighbor moved her office and threw a bunch of stuff out... Garbageman: They are too heavy! You need to put it in clear bags. Daughter (who has come out on porch): Mommy, what you doing? Me (to Garbageman): Fine, I'll tell my neighbor! Daughter: I have Mr. Ick in my nose. I need Kleenex. Garbageman (as I am going into house with daughter): They are too heavy!