Learning To Love You More




Assignment #44
Make a "LTLYM assignment".

"Create a list of your 6 finest pseudonyms and give a brief history behind each one"
Brian Patrick Grady
New York, New York USA



Here are a list of the best pseudonyms I could come up with from 1:13 pm to 5:30 pm (between doing a bit of work and playing two games of ping pong with two friends and having a mug of peppermint tea) on March 3, 2007. At the moment, many people are more productive than myself. However, I have six brand new assumed names in my arsenal and they do not:
1. Henry Feelings (actually my friend Sara Adams came up with this in 1997. She loaned it to me for use when ordering pizza under false names, usually in a bad southern accent.)
2. Dr. Rupert McSnugglepuff (This was inspired by my childhood family doctor, Dr. Hinkebein (pronounced 'Hanky-bine'), who had a difficult time attempting to administer various shots throughout my youth. I'm pretty sure I actually puched him in the face once. Needless to say, I don't like needles.)
3. Bastian Atreyu-Falcore (Two words: The NeverEnding Story. You might be thinking that's three words. You might be wrong because I don't count 'the' when I say things like 'two words': ...)
4. George McFly (If you need an explanation, you lose.)
5. Biff Bob (I have no reason for this, but I would assume that someone by this name knows a great deal about guns.)
6. Baron Von Absolutely Fabulous (This is a suprisingly effective combination of Baron Munchausen and the British sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous' which are the two 'random articles' results I was just given by Wikipedia. This is an incredibly satisfying way to waste time, by the way.)