Learning To Love You More

ASSIGNMENTS:

REPORTS:


I want to be cremated as cheaply as possible, no fancy pants send-off for me. I want "Where do you go to (my lovely)" by Peter Sarstedt repeated in a deafening volume, during the cremation. I want you to buy at least 50 vials, which you will fill with my ashes. I want you to then take these vials to a busy airport such as LDN and place them,unsuspectingly into people's pockets. I want the label on the vials to read. "Can I come too?" I want the labels to be printed in Calibri font. I want the people to feel the adrenalin rush of finding a vial of mysterious powder in their pockets after they've stepped off the plane at their destination. I want them to read the label, and be horrified and then feel special to have been chosen.