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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

Carys Lewis
Melbourne, Victoria AUSTRALIA

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I want to be cremated as cheaply as possible, no fancy pants send-off for me.
I want "Where do you go to (my lovely)" by Peter Sarstedt repeated in a deafening volume, during the cremation.
I want you to buy at least 50 vials, which you will fill with my ashes.
I want you to then take these vials to a busy airport such as LDN and place them,unsuspectingly into people's pockets.
I want the label on the vials to read. "Can I come too?"
I want the labels to be printed in Calibri font.
I want the people to feel the adrenalin rush of finding a vial of mysterious powder in their pockets after they've stepped off the plane at their destination.
I want them to read the label, and be horrified and then feel special to have been chosen.