Learning To Love You More

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Me: Hello? Her: Hi, it's me. Me: Oh. Hi... Her: I was just calling to say hi Me: Oh. OK. [pause] Her: Umm... Me: I don't think you've ever called me before Her: No, well we've never been... I mean, you've never called me either. Me: No... but I send you cards and presents. You haven't sent me a birthday cards for years... And I didn't get a letter either. Her: A letter? Me: Yeah, one of those y'know... make up to all the people you've... Her: Oh, yeah. I sent a few of those... but I didn't think... Me: No, I guess... Her: I didn't think you were.... I didn't think you'd be bothered. Me: Of course I'm bothered. I can't believe you'd think...I mean... I love you and it makes me so sad to see you act like... Her: I love you too. Me: Really? Her: Of course I do. Ever since they brought you home from the hospital. You were so cute. But I mean... I've always loved you. Me: Oh. Wow, that's really... Thank you. [long pause] Her: Um... So will this do? Me: Sorry? Her: You know, instead of a letter. Me: Oh I see. Yeah, this'll do...