Learning To Love You More
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Assignment #52
Write the phone call you wish you could have.

Noah
New York, New York USA

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me: hello!
  
kari: hi
  
me: how did your surgery go?
  
kari: amazingly! it turns out that they were MAGIC cysts!
  
me: what do you mean?
  
kari: after the doctors sewed me back up, they told me the cysts came out and asked what wishes to grant me!
  
me: whoa!
  
kari: i was asleep of course so they had to wait but then the doctors handed me the cysts and they started talking.
  
me: what did you wish for?
  
kari: well i couldn't decide so i asked for candy
  
me: i love you!
  
kari: what? i just got distracted thinking about candy
  
me: nevermind. what else happened?
  
kari: i wished for more candy
  
me: you're amazing
  
kari: what? i was still thinking about candy. i wish i had some right now magic cysts: done!
  
kari: yay!
  
me: i love you
  
kari: i'm in love with you let me give you a blowjob
  
me: yay!
  
kari: yay! i'll be on the 2 a.m. bus. Meet me in chinatown.