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		| Silvana Felix
 Toronto, Ontario CANADA
 
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	| Goodbye winter
 Goodbye to perpetual darkness outside
 Goodbye to driving in snow, sleet, freezing rain, black ice or anything else remotely slick
 Goodbye to scraping ice and cleaning snow off of my car
 Goodbye to walking on slippery or unshoveled sidewalks
 Goodbye dirty, ugly snow and slush (seriously, the only pretty snow is freshly fallen snow)
 Goodbye to having to leave my warm bed to face the ugly cold every morning
 Goodbye to layering clothes and puffy jackets (so NOT chic!)
 Goodbye dry, itchy, chaffed skin
 Goodbye chapped lips
 Goodbye flu season
 Goodbye to having to wear gloves all the time
 Goodbye to having my toes trapped under thick socks and boots, and forgetting what my toes look like
 Goodbye frozen ears, frozen toes, frozen nose, frozen fingers
 Goodbye to having nothing to do since I'm not into winter sports
 Goodbye to the long, gloomy faces of people, looking down at the ground or at their feet
 Goodbye to having to walk quickly from my car to the store in blowing snow, all the while trying to avoid falling on my ass
 Goodbye to cancelled or delayed flights due to snowstorms or blizzards
 Goodbye to almost 6 months of unbearable, dreary, freezing temperatures
 Goodbye windchill factors in the -30s Celsius
 Goodbye winter
 I won't miss you
 
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