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"Mildred's Tummy-Ache-Reliever Method"
Dav Timm
Peoria, Illinois USA
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My grandmother, Mildred Timm, taught me this way to cure myself of a stomach-ache. It's a very simple procedure, and it never fails to rid me of my pain.
Directions:
1. Obtain a regular paper napkin. Unfold it all the way.
2. Tuck the napkin into your pants, covering up your belly. The napkin should be underneath your shirt.
3. Wear the napkin there until the pain is gone. It should be gone in a very short time. I usually forget the napkin is there and find it later, realizing that I had forgotten completely about my stomach-ache.
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