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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

Rob Cushing
Buffalo, New York USA

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ok here's what id like to do with my body after i die. Iv got a weird sense of humor so i think it would be cool to go out with a little humor. My family could do whatever for me just nothing too big and fancy. But i would like all my family to be there and my friends. Now for the joke. Id like one of my friends (preferably my best friend Shawn) to secretly put fart machines under sime of the chairs at my funeral. and then have a tape recorder and a speaker in my coffin playing my voice shouting "oh how rude to be farting loudly at my funeral! im watching you!"(which i had recorded before i died). personaly i think that would be hilarious.