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Assignment #51
Describe what to do with your body when you die.

Rachel Hennon
Savannah, Georgia USA

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1. Have all of my belongings dropped off at the Goodwill.
2. I would like my CD collection taken to a local high school where young impressionable teenagers could pick up a free CD.
3. I absolutely do not want to be put in a casket and viewed at some church or parlor or anything.
4. If people insist on getting together, have them meet in a place that none of them have ever been, like the North Pole or something. Feed them liquor, wine, and beer and have them play Monopoly, Scrabble, or Beer PongÉ Risk, Cranium, Clue, Hunters and Fugitives, and Capture the flag are also acceptable activities.
5. If I have any money in my bank account, cash it in all in $1 bills, and have someone dress up like Panda the monkey and handout the bills to strangers. (If there is any confusion as to what Panda the monkey looks like, consult Katie, Matt, or George)
6. My organs should be donated and the rest of me cremated and scattered outside the door of the crematory.
7. I do not want a grave.