Sharon Joon selects: May 10, 2006 |
Write down a recent argument. Brian Dodd New York, New York USA |
Me: What are you talking about? You've been telling me my whole life that she's gay! Mom: No i have NOT! Sister: Mom, you totally have. You always said that she had an alternative lifestyle and that she was a lesbian. Mom: I NEVER said that! She is NOT gay! Me: Mom, it's not like we care. God knows I probably know more gay and bi people than i do straight people. I just dont understand why you're changing your story all of the sudden! Mom: I'm not changing anything, I don't have any idea where you guys got this from. Sister: Dad? You always said it too! Isn't she gay? Dad: ...uh Mom: He doesn't know! He just says things. Me: Dad? Dad: ...shes a dyke. Me/Sister/Mom: DAD! Dad: ...You asked. |